Seattle Socialist Hellhole T-Shirt
The Space Needle rises above Seattle with so much pride, full of grunge, commies and a few hammer & sickles at the art gallery. It's driven by coffee, do-gooder authoritarians and leftist rage. It's fallen in a death spiral of maximum wage & civil rights for all. Lenin is idolized in stone here.
Freedom spoke and died in Seattle with every good '90s singer. Wealthy folks get taxed here like a heavy hammer punishing Gasworks Park. Trolls run the internet with hints of gun taxes and bathrooms that are unsafe. Seattle used to be livable, but it has devolved into a Seattle Socialist Hellhole!
These shirts are currently offered in a nice Heather Red that is bright but not overwhelming.